Shrek: The Animated Series

A missed opportunity.

Remember Shrek: the animated series? Neither do I.

by meltedsnowman November 7, 2013

Shrek the Third

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.

ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"

by SlapChopDj June 19, 2010

Shrek Dildo

Green dildo the size of a redwood tree. Used by famous celebs such as Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise.

That's going to hurt someone, that's a Shrek Dildo if I've ever seen one.

by ChodeBurgelor January 9, 2015

Shreesh

An extremely sexy man who is intelligent. Girls want him, guys want to be him.

Oh, I'm a Shreesh cause I get the ladies!

by ImASeXyLaD July 8, 2017

Shreksmas

It’s like Christmas but with Shrek, and it’s more fun, fresh and green. People typically eat onions because they symbolize the layers of the ogres. A lot of people visit Far Far Away to remember the sacrifice that Shrek made for all of us Shrektarians.

Person 1: Omg, I’m so excited for Shreksmas this year!
Person 2: Me too!! My mom makes a mean raw onion, it’s so good!

by shrekismygod April 24, 2019

shrekette

Really ugly ogre like female that could be compared to shrek

"whos the ugliest person here?" "yas all no who, fukin shrekette over there!"

by Holly Noble & Zoe Dobson September 30, 2006

shrekage

Only the upmost type of wreckage to truly describe ones situation .It is dervived from 'shrek'd' and 'Wreckage'. This can only be used when one has no other way of explaining the wreckage one has just received.

' bro he just delivered some hardcore shrekage'

by Theswagyeti March 9, 2015