Chad : Didn't see you around this weekend where were you at?
Kiersten : I played softball, basketball, volleyball, tennis , ran a marathon, had Sex with my boyfriend Jake and sucked his cock all weekend!
Chad : Well aren't you just the Sporty little girl!
Kiersten : No kidding I need to take a break from all this work see ya tomorrow!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause I have amazing Sex with my new boyfriend!
Kiersten : I played softball, basketball, volleyball, tennis , ran a marathon, had Sex with my boyfriend Jake and sucked his cock all weekend!
Chad : Well aren't you just the Sporty little girl!
Kiersten : No kidding I need to take a break from all this work see ya tomorrow!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause I have amazing Sex with my new boyfriend!
by SlopNChop May 22, 2017
Get the Sexmug. A wonderful time in which a naked women strips down and rubs her body against a naked man's, the man will get horny and get an erection then the women lays down, bends over, lays on a table, sits on the man, bends backward or leans against a wall and the man proceeds to push his erecton into the female's vagina continuously, causing her immense pleasure. She begins to moan and screem until the man and women reach orgasm wich in which the man ejaculates and the chick fuckin screams with PLESA!
When they had sex they had a good time
by Derek H May 13, 2005
Get the sexmug. 1. Name? ... Joe Sex? ... Male
2. John was horny. He wanted to have sex with shannon. John sat down on the couch next to Shannon. He put his hand on her thigh, and she looked at him with love in her eyes. He leaned closer and kissed her until they were making out feverishly. John ripped off Shannon's shirt and undid her bra. Shannon pulled John's shirt off as he began to massage her breasts in rhythm with their french kissing. She reached down and unzipped his jeans and hers, pulling them both down. He used one hand to pull off her panties. Then he removed his boxers, revealing an enourmous penis - nearly nine inches long. Shannon rubbed his penis until he was harder hen steel. His cock was so wide that she couldn't come close to getting her whole hand wrapped around it. By that time she was soaking wet, and he was ready to enter her.
He went in with his first stroke and Shannon moaned with how deep he went. He began to slide in and out, faster and harder. He used his thumb to gently massage her cilt, and started to suck on her breasts. She felt her pleasure building up inside of her, and she knew she was about to come. He hit her g-spot and she screamed with joy as she hit orgasm. John still hadn't come yet, and her screams made him even harder, so he kept penetrating her deeper and harder and faster.
Shannon became lost in his rhythm, and felt the plesure building up again.
"Ooohhhhh! John! Harder! Ooohhhhh! Yes! Yes!" she yelled, uncontrollably. He continued to massage her cilt with his fingers.
She writhed underneath him as she had another earth-shattering orgasm from her g-spot and her cilt at the exact same time. John finally came into her, and pulled out of her.
Best. Sex. Ever.
2. John was horny. He wanted to have sex with shannon. John sat down on the couch next to Shannon. He put his hand on her thigh, and she looked at him with love in her eyes. He leaned closer and kissed her until they were making out feverishly. John ripped off Shannon's shirt and undid her bra. Shannon pulled John's shirt off as he began to massage her breasts in rhythm with their french kissing. She reached down and unzipped his jeans and hers, pulling them both down. He used one hand to pull off her panties. Then he removed his boxers, revealing an enourmous penis - nearly nine inches long. Shannon rubbed his penis until he was harder hen steel. His cock was so wide that she couldn't come close to getting her whole hand wrapped around it. By that time she was soaking wet, and he was ready to enter her.
He went in with his first stroke and Shannon moaned with how deep he went. He began to slide in and out, faster and harder. He used his thumb to gently massage her cilt, and started to suck on her breasts. She felt her pleasure building up inside of her, and she knew she was about to come. He hit her g-spot and she screamed with joy as she hit orgasm. John still hadn't come yet, and her screams made him even harder, so he kept penetrating her deeper and harder and faster.
Shannon became lost in his rhythm, and felt the plesure building up again.
"Ooohhhhh! John! Harder! Ooohhhhh! Yes! Yes!" she yelled, uncontrollably. He continued to massage her cilt with his fingers.
She writhed underneath him as she had another earth-shattering orgasm from her g-spot and her cilt at the exact same time. John finally came into her, and pulled out of her.
Best. Sex. Ever.
by lostinlost12345 January 2, 2009
Get the sexmug. Two-word phrase used when one, or both, of a couple decide the time has arrived for sexual relations to commence.
by Nipplemann January 21, 2010
Get the Sex Onmug. Sex feels so good. 🤤 you feel funny at first but after you do it a lot it feels amazing. It’s like math, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and try not to multiply.
by WowGirlIsMe December 4, 2018
Get the Sexmug. The most commonly looked up word in the dictionary for males between the age of 11 to 19. Second being Penis and third Vigina.
Male Kid 1: Look! Look! I've found it S-E-X.
Male Kid 2: What does it mean?
Male Kid 1: I don't know but lets try it in my tree house tonight, it must be good if Daddy has all those women come round to do it when mommies away.
Male Kid 2: OK! Sex must be great lets do it.
Male Kid 2: What does it mean?
Male Kid 1: I don't know but lets try it in my tree house tonight, it must be good if Daddy has all those women come round to do it when mommies away.
Male Kid 2: OK! Sex must be great lets do it.
by Stu T July 7, 2006
Get the Sexmug. Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love each other, they sometimes get a little rowdy, and by that I mean they want to have sexual contact also known as sex
by Short penis February 17, 2020
Get the Sexmug.