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secondhand talking

When you want to talk to somebody, but chicken out and end up talking to your friend near them in the hopes that they'll be eavesdropping.
"I really wanted to talk to Lyle about the game last Friday, but my nerves took over."

"So, what did you do?"

"I ended up secondhand talking to him through Lisa. I sure hope he was listening."
by Shy Problems January 22, 2014
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Secondhand sex toys

Sex toys that a person keeps from their ex to use on future parners
Omg Joey tried to use his secondhand sex toys on me!?!
by mesnard.hollyann@gmail.com February 2, 2023
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Secondhand Stoner

An intelligence gather shed some lite on this phrase as a form of standardized encryption to adapt to the original form of STONE:
Secondhand Stone is a title accomplished when an original STONER becomes a 86 upon realization of its sight of reality. In infinate numbered perspectives, the Secondhand Stoner is a defensive protocol amounting circumstanced evidence to associate formed offense, becoming (not deception) a valid tool of authenticity which enables the host to balance his values in the event of property raids that get listed as unfamiliar due to neglected domain servitude.

With abilities a Stoner has to evolve, secondhand stoning is showing some key potential for it's own growth in Urbania but, Offense is always the first form of defense in war strategy. It is often blacklisted as one of the most notorious ways to tell elder ones to completely discourse their current pathways to avoid zenith intricacies at the 'end of the road'

or 'middle of this fight'.
It's like the two wolves story in naturalist circles to cultivate symmetry, and hold the white man down long enough to scalp him before the body dies.
Beforehand, some religion is required to learn this trait.
Unlike publicized stoners, this form of meditation is most likely practiced privately by confirmed governing parties. Much of this frame may be self taught through many years of coditioned, conducting research.

This is a great topic. Christ-like conception is utilized.. here! 😁
Before a secondhand stoner interfered with my objections, an orphan taught a woman my royal creed. She stayed in her own family this way.
by Bidwellish Debater August 30, 2019
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Secondhand Shade

Disrespect or dislike of a person based entirely on what you've heard about them.
"Yeah, I haven't even met the guy, but I've already got shade for him."

"I've absorbed too much secondhand shade to ever wanna meet her"
by orblah October 9, 2019
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Secondhand Nostalgia

Feeling nostalgia for something that came waaay before one’s time. This usually refers to people who like listening to music before the early 2000’s, and talking about this time as though they experienced it themselves, when in reality they were born decades after that era has long ended.
Person 1: “man, I love listening to Guns N’ Roses on cassette! You just can’t get the same feel from Spotify… I wish I could go back to the 80’s when shit was simpler”

Person 2: “dude, you were born in 2001, you only like cassette because you were too poor to afford an iPhone back in high school. You never experienced the 80’s, and your Secondhand Nostalgia is embarrassing.”
by Jalsqually February 23, 2024
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Secondhand meme

When someone shares a meme you've seen before
When I opened the link my friend sent, I realized it was a secondhand meme. However I was happy to view it again!
by W1LDC4RD I June 11, 2023
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secondhand sound waves

When you receive music or any other sort of sound that you don't want to hear through means that aren't under your control. Secondhand sound waves are often contracted in stores or other people's cars.
Alan: Dude, will you change the station? I'm dying of secondhand sound waves over here.
Dave: Yeah, sorry man. I forgot you don't like Greenday.
by Deux August 1, 2012
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