Secretary Rock

Rock and Roll music of a watered-down variety; devoid of soul; unoffensive and unharmful, acceptable to be played in a corporate setting.

Classic Secretary Rock: Rod Stewart, Jimmy Buffett, Damn Yankees, Journey, Meatloaf, Bryan Adams, John Mellencamp, Van Hagar

Contemporary Secretary Rock: Maroon 5, Nickelback, Green Day, Fall Out Boy

I'm giving my band one more year to make it, otherwise I'm starting a wedding band - you can make good money playing secretary rock.

by Alison Chaynes May 22, 2009

secretary spread

the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.

"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."

by Robbie February 19, 2004

secret tweaker pad

1) The name of a song by the infamous So-Cal band, Sublime
2) A pad/house/apartment/dwelling in which methamphetamine is abused for days on end.
3) A pad/house/apartment/dwelling where methamphetamin is manufactured for personal use. The methamphetamine labs sometimes explode because the maker is tweaking so bad on meth while he makes more meth.
4) A secret dwelling where drugs are widley abused and endless partying ensues

1 - STP is my favorite sublime song ever!!!
2 - Hey man, lets go to that secret tweaker pad and get tweaked
3 - Billy doesnt want to come chill with us for the next week or two because hes at his STP... Maybe he'll die soon/
4 - Lets go to that secret tweaker pad and get shitty!

by The REAL Martin October 25, 2005

Dirty Bieber Secrets

A blog where jb fans write about their sexual fantasies with Justin Bieber.It creeps the fuck out of any normal human being.

"Oh my god, JB will freak out when he reads all those DBS(dirty bieber secrets)

"Want to be creeped out? go to www.dirtybiebersecrets.tumblr.com

by Baladeaparis September 5, 2011

secret love letter

Letters containing poems or expressions of love, and are not known by other people except the recievers mother.
Reciever is often a girl.

Secret love letters written by a girl are often not sent, and are not known by other people except the girl's mother or/and sister(s).

I sent a secret love letter to a girl (I'm a guy). Nobody knows about it.

I wrote a secret love letter to a boy (I'm a girl). I never sent it.

by WiseJa November 11, 2007

The Terrible Secret Of Space

That is incorrect. It is the Pusher Robot who shoves around the blind people. I, the shover robot, push the bread down their throats.

by The shover robot September 13, 2003

secretion

A general term used to describe the products of glands in animals and plants. Glands such as the thyroid, testes, ovaries, adrenals, pituitary synthesize hormones which they excrete into the bloodstream. These are endocrine glands. Other glands include sweat, prostate, lachrymal, and Bartholin's glands. These are exocrine glands which excrete their products into places other than the bloodstream. The pancreas and stomach are unusual in that their secretions contain both endocrine (insulin) and exocrine (digestive) hormones. The female breast secretes milk and is an exocrine gland. The testis is a highly specialised mixed gland with both endocrine (testosterone) and exocrine (sperm)functions. The female ovary is a specialised mixed gland also.

The word is also used loosely to describe mucous-like substances which are transudates or exudates. These are substances derived from fluid in the tissues and which are driven across a membrane e.g. vaginal wall by a pressure gradient - usually blood pressure but could be osmotic.
Secretions may become profuse during illness e.g. common cold as the body attempts to wash away the infective agent.

Secretions in animals and plants may contain hormones, protective chemicals, and lubricants.

by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008