Coming Soon

A phrase used for something that will in fact not be coming soon, but will actually take months, weeks, or might actually never happen.

Hey guys, we have a big surprise "Coming Soon".

by cjpwrs May 8, 2016

Scooner

A sum of cannabis that is rolled in a zig zag or rolling paper that is formed into a marijuana cigarette which is smoked.

"Hey man, Erick has that fat scooner ready to be smoked. I saw it in his car somewhere." "David, remember what Franklin did last time you lit up with out his permission? Lets just wait." "Naw man its not a big deal. Once I spark this scoonie doob up Franklin will be walking out of the store trust me."Alright man your taking the heat for it if he gets angry."

by JahBlazeTheFire420 February 5, 2013

Soon

A word meaning possibly in the near future but most likely 50 years from now.

Half-Life 3 is coming soon.

by AreialInferno November 5, 2014

I'll be there soon

Will be there at the most inconvenient time when you've assumed I am no longer coming.

6pm - I'll be there soon, just watering my plants.
4am - knock knock

by ZenV01D November 1, 2018

very soon

should be a few days, actually today, but probably really a long time maybe never

very soon? um...how about today.

by Little_b April 18, 2009

sloon

Female thats been ran through too many times

Wow, you got HER number? That chick's a sloon; get her outta here!

by M-easy July 5, 2003

Soon

A common word said by executives from Polyphony Digital, the developer behind the highly successful Gran Turismo series of video games when asked about a release date of their next game. Series creator Kazunori Yamauchi, creator of the series often says the word when asked for a release date. The word, 'soon' usually means coming within a small time-frame but it is the total opposite when said by Polyphony Digital and Kazunori Yamauchi.

Soon.

by calvins48 November 4, 2010