Scrogglings

"The small, worthless apples which are left hanging on the trees after the crop has been gathered; Worcestershire. Scriggins, apples left on a tree after the ingathering; Glocestershire." —James Halliwell, Dictionary of Archaic and Provincial Words, 1855
Note the word has been in use for centuries and should never be used in the way the FATS posted. How rude.

We are always sure to leave the scrogglings on the apple tree for The Apple Man ( a faeirei)

by Captain Quirk March 31, 2015

scrotal shot

When you make a cup using your ball sack skin and a person drinks an alcoholic shot from the ball sack cup.

That stag do was insane, we invented the scrotal shot.

by Dr.A-double July 26, 2016

Scrotal equinox

When testicles are placed upon a set of eyes in a fashion which no light can shine past

What a wonderful night for a scrotal equinox

by NarpSeal July 1, 2016

scrotangulus

A long, or Ingrown hair on a male scrotum. Can be singular or plural.

Wowie Cazowie, You have quite the scrotangulus scrotum you got there!
Ah dude! I got a scrotangulus on my scrote!

by Sheeny_Weeney June 13, 2018

scrotalingist

skrō • də • 'liNG • gist

noun: scrotalingist; plural noun: scrotalingists
a person who protects or fawns on another to benefit himself/herself
similar: ass kisser, brown noser, sycophant, toady, arse licker, butt kisser, kiss-ass.
origin: from Latin, from scrotum "scrotum" + lingere "lick."

"A narcissist will to surround himself with scrotalingists who flatter him."
"The scrotalingist will get a promotion sooner than the person who does not cow-tow to the boss."

by Buftup October 12, 2019

Scrotal Bidet

When a man sit on a toilet and his balls unintentionally dip into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See Head Cleaner

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and cleaned my balls in the toilet!”

Guy 2: “Ah, the Scrotal Bidet...”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

Scrotabulous

(adj.) Of or resembling a ballsack in an appealing or profound way, possibly carrying similar properties.

"Dude, my new teacher has a scrotabulous chin!"

by TheSpoopyMan October 19, 2020