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SCREW YOU 

Said either jokingly or when someone's honestly annoyed with you. Means GO THE HELL AWAY because I HATE YOU. Or, simply, eff you. Similar to WHATEVER or EFF OFF
Karm: Dude your boyfriend's effing hot.
Sue: Screw you.
SCREW YOU by Miss AnGie January 19, 2003

screw the timberwolves 

When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".
Jimmy: "you forgot the 76ers, Hornets, and..."
Bill: "Man, screw the TimberWolves.."
screw the timberwolves by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011

Screw you and your box

Meaning screw you and your household but you are implying thaat they are poor and they live in a cardboard box thus making it more insulting.
Screw you and your box then!

Screw Flanders 

A phrase that is typed repeatedly at the end of an article in order to meet the word requirement.
The year 2000 affair of cabinet secretary Hidenao Nakagawa was a fairly by the book sex scandal that provided an excellent insight the media interplay between tabloids and mainstream newspapers. Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders
Screw Flanders by Anoonamoose January 17, 2008

screw my life 

Something u say when something bad happens
Awwwwwwwww, screw my life

Screw mates 

A screw mate is a roommate who you happen to have casual sex with every now and then. It can even be a progressive thing where you start as occupying an apartment together to occupying each other’s beds and bodies from time to time.
Friend: “You wouldn’t believe what happened last night with Brad and I...”

Me: “Did you guys get into an argument about the dishes being left out?”

Friend: “No bro, we became screw mates, even though he’s straight.”

Me: “What is a screw mate?”

Friend: “You know, it’s where you’re living together as friends and happen to screw every now and then... mates who screw for fun.”

Me: “Sounds like the plot to a porn...”
Screw mates by Dmart711 April 27, 2021