Scorpio

Scorpios are the most annoying people ever, all they ever talk about is money or friends. They aren't cute either.

Person 1: ''Hey that girl is so annoying..''
Person 2: ''Yeah shes a scorpio.''

by how_to_save_ur_mom November 7, 2022

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October Scorpio

The BEST scorpios to walk the planet earth.

Someone: when’s your birthday

Me: October 23
Someone: oh you’re them amazing October scorpio

by Letsfuckonthebalcony August 15, 2023

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scorpio

scorpios are the best zodiac signs most people say they are mean but once yu get to know us we cool asf/h*****

"ma friend a scorpio nd they cool ash"
"my gf a scorpio nd she the best frfr"

by niyahh bae <3 November 8, 2022

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One Mysterious MotherF*cker....
With Eyes Deep As Balls
That'll Make U Freeze Or Melt

Sex With Them
Is A Haunting Experience
Guaranteed To Leave You Obsessed

Can Carry

A Whole Conversation
By Themselves

Because They're Very
Charismatic & Sarcastic
At The Same Time

They Got A Dry Sense Of Humor
But Their Sexy Voice

Makes Up For It

& A ShitLoad

Of Comebacks

Will Point Out Ur Flaws
Like They're Ordering Food

Gurl #1

Ugh Scorpios Are So Hot
Like why r they even
part of the water sign group

Gurl 2

Because They'll Get U
Super Wet Duh

Gurl 3

I Heard They Got Really Big "Stingers" ;)

by TexasTroublemaker October 8, 2023

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