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scooter fag

a complete faggot riding a scooter, who always gets in your way or (snakes) you
a boy gets snaked by a scooter fag and yells; SCOOTER FAG!!!!
by skatefreak May 14, 2012
mugGet the scooter fagmug.

Austrian Scooter

A sexual scenario in which a an individual will take hold of his partners clitoris and twist it violently in a typical ignition movement, the woman will then respond with a hearty moan similar to a scooter engine starting, the same action can be performed in reverse with the action been done on the mans genitals.
Dude, gave my girl an Austrian Scooter last night.
off the hook man, she enjoy it?
Yeah man, she purred like a 250.
by horny dickcunt January 9, 2011
mugGet the Austrian Scootermug.

meat scooter

A solid-hoofed four legged creature, at times domesticated and trained to run fast, aka the horse.
Runs on hay fuel.
"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"

"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"
by Thelissie January 21, 2008
mugGet the meat scootermug.

Scooter Head

An agressively idiotic imbecile who can't accomplish anything in their life and might as well have a scooter for a head.

A Sub-tard
Teacher "Whats 9 - 3"
Scooter Head "12!"
by Mordecca September 24, 2018
mugGet the Scooter Headmug.

Slippery Scooter

When someone is soaked from gay bar sweat there is no need for anal lube
Stewart is a slippery scooter, makes it easy to slide right in.
by HarryOne January 14, 2008
mugGet the Slippery Scootermug.

pester of scooters

What do you call a group of 3 or more idiots riding scooters? A pester. A pester of scooters.
That pester of scooters is taking up an entire lane of traffic! God damn pester!
by observerplus June 2, 2019
mugGet the pester of scootersmug.

Scooter Flynny

The act of being a grown, arrogant, jackass of a man and never being nominated as father of the year.
Did you see that parent make his kid play baseball with a broken hand? He was being a real Scooter Flynny!

Kapooyah, did you see that Scooter Flynny pick on a kid with glasse at breakfast!?

Eric, Rich, and Kyle are sure ashamed to be friends with that fucking Scooter Flynny!
by Kapooyah! April 25, 2013
mugGet the Scooter Flynnymug.

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