by NamedAcrobat619 September 20, 2019
Get the Sclamp mug.A ranch in the middle of fucking nowhere, you typically find out about this place when you just get dropped off, for about an eternity. Literally 12 students max, and all dudes. People that go here usually say the most random shit, and laugh at it.
Student: Did you hear about (name here)? He got sent to Salem4Youth Ranch!
Student 2: Damn. Lets have a moment of silence for him.
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Student A: YOU HAVENT SEEN ME AT MY FULL RAGE!!!!
Student B: wtf does that even mean?
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Student 2: Damn. Lets have a moment of silence for him.
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Student A: YOU HAVENT SEEN ME AT MY FULL RAGE!!!!
Student B: wtf does that even mean?
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by jb.anonymous November 18, 2021
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by The best person to ever exist November 26, 2021
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"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
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"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
by Hylindar September 2, 2014
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Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!
by Telephony November 24, 2016
Get the Hammermaker Schlemmner mug.The excruciatingly hot poop that comes out of your butt a day or two after eating spicy Mexican food. It feels like your butt is being burned at the stake like a witch. The hot log leaving your body.
I added extra jalapeños to my burrito and my butt burns so bad you would think it was a Mexican Salem burning log coming out of my butt.
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"How many members can you pull into our server"
"If luck chimes in then at least 25 using the Based Banana Advertisement Scheme"
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