Shit Shrapnel

A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).

Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...

by normanstanleyfletcher September 16, 2017

Film shrapnel

That one little bit of popcorn that lives between your teeth for three days after you see a film.

I had a sentimental moment today when my tongue finally got that film shrapnel out of my teeth and we said a last goodbye.

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Internet Shrapnel

Internet shrapnel is a term used to describe the negative side effects and/or backlash someone or something gets for "Blowing up" on the internet

Guy 1: hey, you ever hear about "Gaseous_assesous" getting really popular over night by posting minecraft videos?

Guy 2: yeah, seems like there was lot of Internet shrapnel. They're calling him racial slurs and saying that his content was an effortless fluke, that doesn't deserve the attention.

Guy 1: Happens all the time

by Norrabal March 31, 2022

Burger shrapnel

Partially or undigested sesame seeds in your shit, usually after eating a burger. Really differentiates the experience of burger shits from ordinary meat shits.

"Man I really felt all that burger shrapnel coming out"

by Il Senza Preteze July 9, 2022

Jizz Shrapnel

Females with craters on there face that didn't come from acne, but from taking power loads to the face.

' did you she Dani's face? Chic has jizz Shrapnel all over.'

Walks face has more action than a WW2 veterans face with those jizz shrapnel scars

by Matthew Jewdock October 17, 2025

Shrapelifting

the act of not paying a prostitute for sex. Stems from (by law) rape and (logically) shoplifting.

I picked up a prostitute last night, but I was out of cash. I had to do a little shrapelifting.

by Jet Stark October 14, 2011

scharnell

obesely overdramatic woman who has the stench of a cow mostly referred to as a dragon and also scared every man she's ever met away but they come back to her cause she's light skin with good hair

Scharnell why you always eating and yelling in people house

by stripper s December 28, 2014