assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.
I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.
by RJ Miller July 13, 2023
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Money laundering scheme

Oh, well maybe I spoke to soon.
Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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Scheme cousins

(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.
That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.
by Joe Smiff May 14, 2024
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Snowman Schemes

Noun; A server created to showcase schemes of owner 'Snowman', this server has been public since 2022 and has been updated ever since, the server is moderated by Admins and mods of 'Snowmans' soldiers, some notable Moderators and Admin include Monaco, Camo, Kdub, Asunder, and Cam. This server has recently evolved to include "Custom Diecast" made and sold by 'Snowman'
Snowman Schemes always had the best most recent schemes of NASCAR
by kdub386 August 08, 2024
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scheme

When two people are involved in an activity that only boyfriends and girlfriends would usually do. Often involves some form of sexual activity. Usually it is no strings attached, but in rare cases may lead to a relationship.
by http.lindsay November 16, 2017
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Scheme queen

A slag that wears 110s and carries lockers and shouts a schemes name
Like hwg
Wee betty said "Shamrock boys" cos am a scheme queen
Kelsey said " fuck the monks"
Natnatno said " couple a scheme queens"
by Theschemequeen January 10, 2017
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Scheme Anxiety

The feeling of knowing that a hurtful scheme and or plan is imminent.
As the dots were flashing on my screen, I'm ngl I was getting real scheme anxiety.
by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018
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