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scheize

Scheiße, die (f.) German for shit...

not spelled scheize or scheisse, i's spelled with a ß u morons...
Scheiße, hold down ALT and press 225, and see what youll get(i can tell you if u want, it's ß, the proper letter for that word)
by Das Uber Soldat January 17, 2005
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scheizicles

a mix of the german word for poop (scheize)+ icicles.
i'm so cold, i'll be shyttin SCHEISICLES by the time i get to a damn toilet!
by shanirok November 15, 2003
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Scheissenwagen

A shitty car or a car that smells like shit.
Hey look at Marco driving his scheissenwagen. He needs to get a new car he's had that thing for years.
by Biohazard970 June 14, 2018
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Scheissenwagen

Means a shitty car in German (Scheissen) means shitty (Wagen) means car. A Scheissenwagen
Look at Marco driving around in his scheissenwagen.
by Biohazard970 June 14, 2018
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scheisse film

A very erotic type of movie which originated in Germany, often featuring Joel's mum. The cleveland steamer is a frequently occurring event at the climax of scheisse films. Lederhosen are a necessity for the "actors" involved, due to its resilience and ease of wash when covered in shite. A picture of David Hasselhoff is a frequently occurring symbol in these movies.
"Joel...telephone"
"Take this you dirty bitch"
"Essen mein scheisse, baby!"
"This is my favourite tank top! It's covered in brown!"
by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey February 8, 2005
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Schettino

(noun) -- a total coward. So defined because Francesco Schettino, Captain of the cruise ship Costa Concordia which ran aground off the coast of Tuscany resulting in at least 11 deaths, abandoned the ship before many of the passengers and crew, and did not return to the ship despite being ordered to do so by the Italian coast guard to help with the rescue operations. A Schettino is the polar opposite of Captain Sully.
That guy is a Schettino. He ran like a girl to save himself!
by ScottJB January 28, 2012
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scheide

Genmay users like to spread peanut-butter on their mother's scheide, and then lick it.
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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