schleep

Bruh. Dead. I'm done.

Hernandez: I'm not Spanish at all
Kenyon: I'm schleep

by tifdn September 11, 2016

schemer

Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.

"Tim came over last night looking to get high off my shit!"

"Man, he is such a schemer!"

by El-Higgo December 26, 2005

scheme

Scheme is a high-level functional programming language. A minimalist dialect of the Lisp programming language, Scheme focuses largely on simplicity, having a very basic syntax and only including core features thought necessary to the language.

(define (factorial n)
(cond ((= n 0) 1)
(else (* n (factorial (- n 1))))))

by Luca Kaceem Butler Masters January 29, 2004

Jumbo Schleechum

Jumbo Schleechum is a slang term used to describe the physical and habitual characteristics of a large, nasty, smelly, hairy, whorish, mammoth of a woman. A Jumbo schleechum is not as bad as a Yetti but far worse than your average band nerd.

I got drunk at this redneck bar in the middle of no where. When i woke the next morning, I had a phone number in my pocket. I called the number and the person on the other end sounded like a man and here name was Bosefis. This woman, Bosefis, could quite possibly, and most definetely be a Jumbo Schleechum.

by Fatzak and Taylor May 11, 2006

"get rich quick" scheme that really works

Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.

I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.

by QuacksO September 2, 2018

scheherazadian

Based upon the frame story of "One Thousand and One Nights" (Arabic: كتاب ألف ليلة وليلة‎ Kitāb 'alf layla wa-layla; Persian: هزار و یک شب Hezār-o yek šab) - a collection of Middle Eastern folk tales of the Islamic Golden Age -in English as the Arabian Nights, where Scheherazade, wife of ruler Shahryar keeps him entertained by telling him intertwined stories of adventures of his kingdom each night.

The oppulent temples of Baghdad still appear scheherazadian and draw the spectator instantly into the fascinating world of the Islamic Golden Age

by DodoP May 31, 2010

ponzu scheme

any scheme or crafty plan involving ponzu sauce.

I got caught up in a ponzu scheme. My hama kama is ruined! Along with my whole vida.

by emmpanadas September 6, 2013