Schnufferwalling

An act committed by restaurant proprieters whereby they squeeze every unit of cash from their customers as possible. Italian restaurants are well-known for this money-making trick, and charge extra for use of plates, cutlery, napkins, etc.

"Darling, I think we've been scnufferwalled..."

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

pulling a shaffer

to vomit in/on hands/shoes after taking a Jäger-bomb.

dude, he's "pulling a shaffer"

by Z.B.2158 December 26, 2009

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

Schaffer

When a male's scrotum becomes chaffed and sore.

Ran five miles today, total Schaffer on my balls!

by bellamy November 12, 2013

Schaffner

A slightly derranged quiet individual who lingers over your shoulder too much like the glasses kid in "Hey Arnold!"

I work with a schaffner... he smells...

by chandlerme August 13, 2008

sheaffer

to have your butthole sucked/eatin.
A lush.

I got sheafferd last night. I was a total sheaffer.

by sheafferman December 31, 2007

A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.

A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.

by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012