Salsa Flamingo

If someone labels you a Salsa Flamingo, they think that they are above you in every way.

Y’all are my Salsa Flamingos.

by The best ever person lol September 30, 2020

Salsa Baby

When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.

Y'all need to get that Diablo Sauce from the Salsa Baby. OK sugar?

by Buttercup Shinkicker April 5, 2023

salsa sniffer

A mexican guy or girl with a unusually large nose.

God damn, look at the salsa sniffer on that guys/girls face.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023

Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.

"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."

by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023

Salsa cuck

Watching your partner get hot and heavy with a Latin salsa partner while you watch from the sidelines.

I went dancing with my girlfriend but she found someone better than me. I got salsa cucked.

by SalsaCuckOG January 31, 2024

salsa boy

the act of taking a glass jar of salsa and smashing it over someone else's head and then yelling 'Salsa Boy!' afterwards

"Holy shit did you guys see Nate Banks covered in tostitos salsa today?!"
"Yeah, he must have gotten salsa boy'd during lunch!"

by BigTerry88 November 30, 2023

Salsa & Shake

Fucking someone in the ass while they pour spicy salsa down your urethra

Salsa is referring to the salsa down the urethra and Shake to the butt fucking

Jeffrey : You wanna set up a Salsa & Shake someday?
Frank : sure, but who's getting the salsa and who's getting shooken?
Jeffrey : I'll take salsa!
Frank : sure! But we need to find some good spicy Salsa!

by HappyButtFucker June 24, 2024