soleman

The most selfless kind human being on earth. Soleman will go to great lenghths to see people smile or laugh and askes for nothing in return. Incredibly beautiful inside and out Soleman is an extremely good looking yet humble human. Soleman is the secret force that holds friend circles and family together. He is the keeper of secrets and carrier of stress for many a person. He is probably the only true nice guy left on earth. People often tell him that he is a beautiful human being. The name being closley related to peace and wisdom in Hebrew culture, many people seek Soleman out for advice when they themselves are not sure why they gravitate towards him. Though unconditionally kind hearted and selfless Soleman can also be the worst enemy you will ever make. Soleman can go from the nicest person you know to a completly terrifying human in the flick of a switch especially if there is family or friends being threatened.

Soleman is the greatest lover you will ever encounter and knows how to treat his woman like a queen.

If you are ever fortunate enough to meet a human named Soleman (with this unlikley spelling of the name) and he willingly lets you into his life, do not let him go. He lets very few people in and once you leave is unlikely to welcome you back.

Soleman is such a beautiful human.

by Truenames1789 June 3, 2016

anti-salesman

A guy named Todd who doesn't like to sell things to his customers, even though he is a "salesman"

Customer
"hey Todd, I really like this tool you have here on your display"
Todd
"nah, you don't want to buy that, I heard it sucks"
Co-worker
"why are you such an anti-salesman?"
Todd
"Huh? what does that mean?"
*drool*...

by oinkymcporkchop June 15, 2011

touché salesman

Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.

1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.

by Freddy18 November 11, 2011

vagina salamander

a person who tries to get in the pants of girls who are awake and sober, but the girls do not like the person.

"Becky, beware that ron guy is a Total Vagina Salamander!"

by EShanks January 23, 2009

Sioux City Salamander

The act of inserting your fully erect penis into the collective vagina of two scissoring women.

I am tired, the Sioux City Salamander I found myself in the middle of last night really wore me out.

by Forgetmeplease November 4, 2015

traveling salesman

An act that occurs just before romance, when a gentlemen has gone to the home of a lady. Whilst the female partner is away slipping into something more comfortable, the gentlemen turns down the covers of her bed, and defecates on the sheet. He then makes the bed back up and makes his exit. The lady, a bit upset and wondering why this man left, slips into bed to find a surprise.

I went home with her and pulled of the traveling salesman.

by B Gunn April 13, 2005

Death Of A Salesman

A book you might have to read in school that shows once again, why focus on grammar and spelling, when we can read about plays. A father that was a bad parent and was trying to realise why his favorite son failed in life. Cheated on his wife, and in the end commited suicide(FINALLY ENDING THE BOOK).

Death of a Salesman shows the flaws in the school curriculum. Grammar is not important. Knowing about plays made in the 1940s is.

by whuh? November 14, 2004