Sailor Sock

a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having sex with promiscuous women laden with various sexually transmited diseases. condom

Guy 1: "Yo, did you hear Nick banged Tiffany last night?"
Guy 2: "Tell me he used a sailor sock."

by dinsker2 January 2, 2009

Sailor Vision

When a person spends a long time at sea ,and begin to find ugly people attractive.

Man i must have a bad case of sailor vision, cause she didn't look hot before.

by Ryan Nichols January 4, 2009

Sacrotta

When you place a syringe inside you testicle and suck out a gel like substance. This can be down to yourself or someone else. You can then stick the syringe onto to someone else.

"Dude! you just got Sacrottaed lol."

by SacrottaMan July 5, 2009

Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.

Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise

by JFreshReed November 9, 2010

Sailor Tits

When the nipples of a male/ female become so cold, they get very pointy. This is known as Sailor Tits, among other terms.

When I was in the navy, it got so cold that me and my mates got Sailor Tits in the winter.

by One Suave Monkey October 19, 2011

sailors dream

raunchy dream resulting in waking up with your hand on the mast and seamen running everywhere.

Was dreaming about getting fucked by a whole navy crew and woke up to find I'd been batting off while sleeping and soaked my sheets in salty sea water goodness. Sailors dream

by leviticus October 26, 2013

scrotum sailor

One who sails the uncharted scrotum seas. Often used as an insult to a man's sexuality. Said sailing can occur with any body part. In addition, the word may be used on a larger scale to describe a gay man, or to insult a straight man.

"Y'arr! This scrotum sailor is trying to board our poop deck!"

by masterofrats May 13, 2005