Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.

Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.

"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."

by Uncle Pablo January 17, 2004

stockings

the sexiest female garment to cum on

can I cum on your stockings, darling?
sure, I've bought them for you to cum on

by John_iyguuyg9o8 February 16, 2010

smoking tree

To smoke marijuana.

"Lets smoke some tree."

by the devil made me do it January 20, 2003

smacking oranges

it could mean anything from moose noises to a bi-polar walrus. And everything in between.

But seriously, are you smacking oranges later beacuse I got things to do.

by SURRETO November 4, 2010

smoking a pink cigar

Another phrase for giving head or a blowjob.

She smokes my brothers pink cigar often.

by jezza December 20, 2004

Spocking Fives

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.

That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.

by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015

Smoking Cowboy

When you put the butt of a cigarette in your urethra and a little cowboy hat on the head of your penis and flex your penis to exhale smoke from your urethra.

Damn Dave I could really rip off the drawers and go for a smoking cowboy if you have a cigarette on hand.

by PinkVaquero July 29, 2019