Long shlong

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.

*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate

by Westfields Long Shlonger May 29, 2018

Shlong Shlinger

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.

Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!

by - December 21, 2004

Hulk Shlong

The hulk shlong is also known as the Hulk's penis it is as big as 3 football fields or in other words 300 yards. The Hulk Shlong is a force not to be reckon with.

Hey look thats as Big as Hulk Shlo... Shh!! Dont say that it will get you.

How many Hulk Shlongs does it take to fill up a football field. Only 1 because there is only one.

by Jared FatFace February 4, 2009

Shlong Master

A shlong master is a pimp with a huge dick that is found in the depths of mexico. He finds little children and turns them into whores. The shlong masters name is usually diego.

1)gawd the shlong masters shlong is so big.
2)Shlong master turned me into a whore

by Diego Parra (me mexican) July 27, 2008

donkey shlong

A dick the size of a donkey's dick

Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!

by The Guru Turtle April 13, 2006

Shlong sucker

A person who can be annoying and pisses you off a lot

Bro Kelvin is such a shlong sucker

by Lazxr YT March 18, 2021

Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008