Shit Salad

1. (Noun) A very sticky situation.
ex.

2. (Noun) The Act of shitting all over someone.

"This is a real shit salad you got here Ricky."

by rabertha March 4, 2009

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noodle salad

A bunch of blokes putting their flaccid cocks into a girls mouth.

Edward, Alex and Kyle were giving Samantha the best noodle salad of her life

by CaptainNando March 14, 2016

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jak salad

A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.

Chris took a break from his typing lesson to get a bowl of jak salad.

by Eszett March 2, 2004

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sandy salad

Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.

John: "Boy Brycen, Dave really likes to put honey and catnip on his ass to have the cat lick it off!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"

by Denbritle23 November 6, 2011

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This man lived up to the Islamic morals and character which are rarely ever mentioned in today's media (since the Media king is Berg-er-king!?). Simply put this man did things in battle which you would never do. Islam teaches love & tolerance, mercy and compassion, YES it does, and Media shows you what it wants you to think about this faith of submission to God.

Crusader says to Saladin "Christians butchered every single Muslim within these walls when they took over the city". Salahdin says "I am Saladin, Saladin Ayub..I am not those people, you have my pardon"

by Tigerz April 14, 2006

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