I W T D B I D W T K M S

I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

by BAD BITCH HOUR January 12, 2021

1665.65 m/s

The velocity required to cock a chicken

Rob: ”Wow you smashed that chicken at 1665.65 m/s”
Chad: ”Yeah, that boy ready to be eaten”

by Erik aka Cp February 21, 2019

S&M

Social Media

The Kardashians are so into S&M!

I didn't used to be into S&M untill Chris Pratt became a Christian.
If S&M is to be believed, Melania Trump is using a body double for public appearances that she can't be bothered with.

by Fuzzybuzzzz March 13, 2019

S&M

It is an abbreviation of "Sadism and Masochism" which refers to the enjoyment of pain.

"My new boyfriend and I are into S&M ; we use whips and chains when we have sex!"

by jacobisous April 10, 2020

S&M

A concert Metallica performed alongside the San Fransisco orchestra 1999. They also did an S&M2 twenty years later.

Did you hear that Metallica will be doing a second S&M this year (2019)?

Yes, I'm psyched about it! I would be cool to see it live...

Yeah, but I heard that they will stream it on cinema.

by dul_Hoter March 24, 2020

S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

S e m a j

I made this for fun, and for no other purpose.

Man, this is S e m a j!

by just some random drywall October 21, 2020