OXYMORON

Two words or phrases that contradict each other. (can also be a contradictory statement)

OXYMORON:
I support obama and our Troops
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by everywheretome September 30, 2009

oxymoron

Rush Limbaugh. Two words that don't agree with each other:Rush and OxyContin.

Someone whose moronic behavior(i.e.meglomania) leads them to a self-destructive act or acts. Someone in the pursuit of a drug that is known to be addictive like morphine,OxyContin, is an oxymoron.

by The Green Gnome October 11, 2010

Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation [OIE]

Where a man says he's going to bust a fat nut but his... "yield", is crusty ass dust that blows away in the faint wind of any enclosed area. Significantly disappointing his receiver.

Dylan has OIE (Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation OIE). I hear it's pretty serious.

by Lucifer_009 November 1, 2019

oxymoron

A phrase combining two contradictory terms. Oxymorons may be intentional or unintentional.

Example of an oxymoron: black genius

by H0NEST ABE March 15, 2010

Proxymoron

n. prox·y·mo·ron

Refers to a stupid person; a dolt, on the Internet. This person may not have any knowledge of how a computer works, even while having had one for years.

Jon is such a proxymoron. He deleted System32 just because someone on a forum told him to.

by Anon-Pseudonym May 11, 2009

oxymoron

someone so stupid they forget to breathe.

man, that dude couldn't find his ass with both hands...he's a fucking oxymoron.

by jotthedot April 21, 2006

oxymoron

Two contradicting words placed together in a sentence. Sometimes used as a marketing tool.

"Ric Flair Finance Co. is an Oxymoron! Maybe I should think of going elsewhere!"

by Soulytrack April 6, 2008