Josh Rooking

Customers that come into a retail store minutes before closing and claim to be Josh Rooking, Asian for “just looking”.

8:58pm
Clerk: hello sir can I help you?
Ping: no, no, I’m Josh Rooking
9:05pm
Clerk: Sir, we’re closed
Ping: Josh Rooking!

by Siegeller February 15, 2025

rook wick

Some one that seems,to be Weak soft and sweet but Secretly uses that, to their advantage to Fuck over the ones that try to Fuck with Them First...Trojan Horse 🐎 ....Game Player .....the Player That hides her poker face always wins

She's a Rook Wick better watch your back!

by Chris Nasser May 3, 2018

Rook

A chad dog which loves to eat everytime

this is a rook

by Viper67 September 18, 2022

Rooked

To throw a rook at someone's head

1:Did you see Will throw that piece at luca
2:yeah he got rooked

by UJustGotRooked February 22, 2022

Rook F Tie/B Tie

When two rooks cancel each other out parallel to each other.

Wow David really fell for the good ol Rook F Tie/B Tie move!

by Chessgrandwizard07 November 6, 2023

Rooking

A specific type of single line dry humor that is primarily used by fathers.

Rooking is a pejorative term to describe a corny or predictable joke, typically a pun. Generally inoffensive, Dad Jokes are traditionally told by fathers among family, either with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction.

No one:
Absolutely no one:

Rooking: posting something corny as similar to dad jokes but for some reason is funny.

by Rooking July 22, 2023

rook town

Phrase used when someone makes a rookie mistake or just does something generally dumb.

You see Kevin crack his beer before making the shotgun hole?

Yeah man, fucking rook town

by Jimmothy Harbaugh April 24, 2017