romeo and juliet 

A dumb story that you are forced to read during freshman year or at some point in high school. It is about two sexually aroused teenagers who want to fuck after knowing each other for an hour. They both die in the end oops.

Y'all have to read romeo and juliet this year. Rest in peace.

romeo and juliet by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

Romeo and Juliet 

A story about two horny teenagers who want to get married and fuck as soon as they meet each other. Reading it is a torture to all middle/high school kids.

Balcony Scene of Romeo and Juliet:
Romeo: Oh Juliet Thou breasts are so big
Juliet: Thy know! Don't thou love them exploding out of thy dress.

Romeo and Juliet by Boblovesbananas127 November 9, 2010

Romeo and Juliet 

A tragedy written by William Shakespeare in the late 1500's about two star-crossed lovers. Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet are the main characters who come from feuding households. They meet at a Capulet party and fall in love almost immediately. But their love is forbidden to be because of the family feud. So sets the basis for the plot and, ultimately, the tragedy. The story takes these two through twists of drama and pain as they struggle to find peace in a world where there is only hate. READ IT! IT's GOOD!!!

Romeo and Juliet famous quote:

My only love sprung from my only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
-Romeo and Juliet act 1 scene 5.

Romeo and Juliet by MyRomeo...<3 July 6, 2009

Romeo and Juliet 

A play that gets more impossible to read the older it gets. Every 9th grade English class has to read it and the teachers love to assign a test for every act, an essay, and lost scene. The story is about two attractive teenagers that have a secret marriage and have sex then they both get really emotional and overdramatic and die. Your best bet to surviving it is to buy a No Fear Shakespeare book.

Student 1: have you started reading Romeo and Juliet?
Student 2: Yeah. We have a test on act 1...
Student 1: Don't worry, the plot is really easy to understand but for some reason the test has quotes that no one remembers...

Romeo and Juliet by Tellatubb November 7, 2012

Romeo and Juliet 

Two fucked up, whiny ass bitches that killed themselves insteaf of running away

Male 1: Yo! Who does to bitches crying over there?
Make 2: Oh that’s Ken and Sarah. They are such a Romeo and Juliet couple.

Romeo and Juliet by GangstaBlasta119 June 6, 2018

Romeo and Juliet 

dumb and dumber

Someone: She sounds so dumb!
Me: Just like Romeo and Juliet!

Romeo and Juliet by Iamarealperson February 16, 2022

Romeo and Juuliet 

A sex act where the e-cigarette known as a Juul is inserted in a female's anus so that the mouthpiece of the device faces outwards. Next the female will fart into reverse end of the Juul in such a manner that her partner will get a stronger nicotine high when he inevitably takes a draw from it while it is still in the so-called "Juuliet's" anus.

"Oh yeah bro, I totally pulled the old 'Romeo and Juuliet' on my girlfriend last night."

Romeo and Juuliet by SpencerShafferIsPrettyCool January 21, 2018