Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.
Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?
Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.
Phil: I found my car keys up there once....
Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.
Phil: I found my car keys up there once....
by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010
That irritating, not especially romantic state that many married couples fall into when they are no longer young and restless- basically, they're friends with benefits and wedding rings. The purpose of this is to prevent passion from interfering with raising their kids. It's a force of nature, and it is incredibly disturbing to watch as it takes place. There is no known cure except divorce.
Bill and Sheryl had been married for fifty seven years and could go for weeks without so much as kissing. Companionate romance strikes again.
by Beckie <33 February 16, 2008
A company that sells romantic products designed by women. Products include massage oils, candles, bath products, scents, body lotions, and personal toys.
Pure Romance in sold in "Party" atmospheres, where one woman will invite a bunch of friends to her house, and then a Pure Romance consultant will give a little demo of some of the products. The ladies order their products from the consultant. Then they go home and try out their new fun toys!
Pure Romance in sold in "Party" atmospheres, where one woman will invite a bunch of friends to her house, and then a Pure Romance consultant will give a little demo of some of the products. The ladies order their products from the consultant. Then they go home and try out their new fun toys!
Suze: Hey Shanna! Do you want to have a Pure Romance party? It's a really great way to get all your friends together and have a girl's night in!
Shanna: Sure! I've been wanting to get some new toys!
Shanna: Sure! I've been wanting to get some new toys!
by suzeschlueter@pureromance.com February 04, 2010
by desperate lover November 30, 2009
A teenage romance is when two teens fall madly in love and after just a week of dating the girl thinks he loves her and they have sexual intercourse. The very next morning at school the girl is snubbed by her boyfriend and everyone else. From this point on everyone calls the girl a whore to her face and her ex boyfriend gains popularity and gets a new girlfriend. About a month later when the girl tells her mom she thinks she is pregnant her mom tells her she has ruined her life just like the mom did when she got pregnant with her.
Girl: I slept with him and now everyone calls me a dirty whore! My life is ruined!
Sister: Get over it sis you had a teenage romance just like mom did when she had you.
Sister: Get over it sis you had a teenage romance just like mom did when she had you.
by llamacat88 February 19, 2012
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