Rolando uwu

Cute, very cute

"Rolando uwu is so cute

by penut buter April 26, 2022

Rahsaan Roland Jerk

An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.

On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!

by Mauritius Moorhen June 16, 2018

Hot Roland

When two males rub their hairy or smooth taints together. Similar to scissoring but for men. Also known as tainting.

He was so hot I couldn't wait to Hot Roland him.

by Trojan17 January 5, 2022

Roland

when one is high grab and twist balls the person should moan like a whale.

Dude please dont Roland me when i get high at that party today

by kietero October 23, 2008

roland

a song by interpol, it used to be my fav song until i heard cursive, islands, and the kooks. interpol's pretty good though.

"roland was a butcher he had 16 knives"
-roland, by interpol

by nycl17 May 28, 2007

rólax

1. Things fags say when they are trying to be chill and cool but really are still just fags. These same people like to eat babies and kick kittens, which is pretty badass but generally frowned upon.

2. Meant to be relax with a twist at an attempt to be a broseidon, king of the brocean.

Tyler: I'm so chill that i really want to kick the shit out of that (fag, queer, dickbreath) in the hat.

Rocco: Yo dude, rólax!

Tyler: STFU Rocco you're next

by peoplekindoflikemesometimes October 25, 2009

Roland

A crappy Japanese company that manufactures keyboards, drum machines, guitar effects, electronic drums, DJ gear, recording products, etc. Known for making cheap unreliable products that are marketed as having "groundbreaking" and "revolutionary" new features that rival companies have had for years (and at much lower prices). Used to make some great products (TR-808, 909, Juno series, SH-101), but their stuff has turned to cheap plasticky shit.

Person 1: "Dude, my keyboard's dead!"
Person 2: "Lemme guess, it's a Roland"
Person 1: "Yeah...maybe I'll go buy a new Fantom X8 to replace it!"
Person 2: "Haven't you already learned your lesson?!?!?! Go get a Nord."

by jimbob8353 December 1, 2010