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1. Things fags say when they are trying to be chill and cool but really are still just fags. These same people like to eat babies and kick kittens, which is pretty badass but generally frowned upon.

2. Meant to be relax with a twist at an attempt to be a broseidon, king of the brocean.
Tyler: I'm so chill that i really want to kick the shit out of that (fag, queer, dickbreath) in the hat.

Rocco: Yo dude, rólax!

Tyler: STFU Rocco you're next

Roland Orzabal 

Perhaps THE most underrated male vocalist of all-time, Roland Orzabal is one of the two founding members of the stupendous "New Wave/Pop-Rock" band Tears For Fears, along with Curt Smith. Tears For Fears made such hits as "Mad World," "Shout," "Everybody Wants to Rule the World," and "Sowing the Seeds of Love," as any 80's music fan knows.

What people may not know is that Mr. Orzabal continued to kick ass as Tears For Fears after Curt Smith's departure in 1991, with the albums "Elemental" (1993), "Raoul and the Kings of Spain" (1995), and the B-side collection album "Saturnine, Martial & Lunatic" (1996), all of which feature Orzabal's stupendous vocal range and criminally underrated guitar-playing.

Mr. Orzabal followed these up with a badass Electronic album, "Tomcats Screaming Outside" (2001), before reuniting with Curt Smith, and releasing yet another masterpiece "Everybody Loves a Happy Ending" (2004) as Tears For Fears, with Orzabal's signature wide-range vocals throughout.

30 years in the business, and lots of people still don't know who Roland Orzabal is. Now you know.
Person 1: "Roland Orzabal has to be in the Top 10 singers of all time."

Person 2: "Who the hell is Roland Orzabal?"

Person 1: "The dude from Tears For Fears."

Person 2: "Aren't there 2 dudes in Tears For Fears?"

Person 1: "Yeah, he's the one that kept the name going in the 90's."

Person 2: "Tears For Fears was around in the 90's?"

Person 1: "How do you know there were 2 dudes in Tears For Fears and not know they were around in the 90's?"
Roland Orzabal by Dr. Spartacus January 29, 2012
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Rolaine is a girl capable of doing anything <3

Shes smart, beautiful , funny , supper athletic , super fashionable and a amazing friend.Once you meet a Rolaine you are never gonna wanna loose her cause shes just that amazing

Shes a girl any guy would be lucky to have <3 Totally Girlfriend material <3

Rolaine is a good friend you could trust her with anything and dont have to worry about ur secrects getting out <3
Rolaine is the bestest friend anyone can ask for <3
That girl dresses like a Rolaine
Rolaine by Tayler Love September 2, 2012

Around Blacks Never Relax

Best advice for anyone, even blacks.
When someone posts/shows a video of a White chillin in an area with many blacks present and one w/ White hatred randomly attacks/kills him. Often saying/posting “Remember, around blacks never relax” or “he relaxed”.
A Lexus automobile filled with Rolex watches. Why? Just to have one.

etymology: early 21st century, from Rolex + Lexus
Tom Haverford: "Dennis Feinstein belongs to a new generation of wealth: rappers, tech geniuses, X Games medalists, and of course, scent artists. The man owns a Rolexus, it's a Lexus filled with Rolexes."

Ben Wyatt: "What's the point of that?"

Tom Haverford: "To have it, which he does!?"

Ben Wyatt: "Feinstein's the worst, I hope he gets into an accident driving that Rolex-mobile."

Tom Haverford: "For the last time it's a Rolexus and you can't drive it!"
Rolexus by MAV28 April 19, 2013

Sosage Rolex 

The art of wrapping ones penis around another person wrist.
Chris: "Oh my, that's one nice Sosage Rolex you have there"
Paul: "Yeah, I inherited it off my grandfather."
Sosage Rolex by eNxi June 8, 2009

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool 

What Will Smith does alongside all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school.
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school

--Will Smith