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Rochester, Michigan.

1)also known as the ROC.
2)where there is absolutly nothing to do, except family oriented activites.
3)everyone here thinks their either black or rich.
4)the clostest we get to having famous people here are rapiest.
5)even though Rochester, Michigan is more than 50 miles away, everytime someone asks where we live, we say detriot.
(poor white girl): I'm rich and black and i live in Rochester, Michigan.
by susan. October 29, 2007
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rochester

The med-city of the US...world, located in south eastern minnesota. Houses mayo clinic. Every day you can find 6-7,000 people that do not live there who are either sick/with their sick relatives/visiting the mayo clinic.
rochester is just full of a bunch of docs! boring!!
by MindyMoo December 28, 2005
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Paso Robles

Paso is a two start hick town. 97% of everyone here sucks major balls. and the other 3% can't wait to get out of this close minded, mostly republican, town.
-Wanna go out to paso robles this weekend?
-HELL NO dude! it's terrible out there.
by fuckpasorobles February 20, 2011
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Rochester

A decaying city in Western New York. There are a few main groups of people that inhabit this area: Gangsters, college students, and orange skanks/douchebags, usually from Greece, who work hourly wage jobs but will blow their whole paycheck on bottle service at Scene Ultra Lounge to create the illusion of being a baller. While U of R and RIT students and graduates bring the city average IQ up to a 63, the general population struggles to pass high school reading class. This is proven by the fact that 75% of people who grew up in Rochester are proud to get accepted at MCC, though most just fail out by age 20. These dregs then go full time employment at the tanning salon, gym, or restaurant for their entire lives. If you can overlook the roid rage, sparkly man jewelry, fake louis vuitton bags, and girls who wear tar for eyeliner, you'll actually find some pretty parks, great restaurants and maybe some cool art galleries... that is, if everything's not covered in the lake effect snow dump. Oh. Rochester.
"Let's go down to East and Alexander and find some hot Rochester girls who can't spell their last names. They have low paying jobs, and low self-esteem to match!"

"We have to drive to Rochester, NY for your 17-year-old cousin's baby shower. We better stop and get some Ed Hardy onesies, likes she asked for."

"Rochester is perfectly safe, as long as you live 15 minutes outside the city limits."
by hashtagyoureugly April 3, 2012
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Roles

Rolexes, Roleys, Rolez;
May Day was so payed he had a collection of Roles / Rolez!!!
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Rochester, New York

Best city in New York State people love to hate it especially the ones that live here who complain about living here but none of them can afford to leave and ignorant people think their not part of rochester because their in a neighborhood in rochester labeled something differently...... little italy is east rochester.... people hate on aquinas institute and say it's in a bad part of the city.... shut the heck up becuase it's not a bad part just some of the people look bad..... rochester consists of greece, brockport, gates, chili, victor, east rochester, henrietta, brighton churchville, spencerport, hamlin, hilton, pittsford, penfield, scottsville, and many more parts of rochester in monroe county.... stupid people that live in those part think their not a part of rochester for some reason... thats how stuck up people are..... great private schools
best private schools people hate on allendale columbia, harley school, our lady of mercy high, mcquaid.... especially aquinas institute and bishop kearney. GO Rochester, New York!!
by sweets2014 December 18, 2012
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Rochester

Rochester, Michigan. It's the where drugs, sex and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic. Where you shop with celebrities at Somerset on weekends, walk Old Woodward and the streets of RHills. Where you've got sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals and the public schools that hate them all. Where the colors Brown and Gold known as stylish and kilts are a common accessory to the Championship football games due to the Highlander Pride. We live amongst Eminem and the infamous Detroit Pistons on the Billion Dollar Mile. Where there are more country clubs than fast food joints, and porche driving soccer moms pop their collars and no one cares about the West Coast (even though a winter home there is nice).

That's how we do it in Oakland County. The Real O.C.
Q: What is the coolest town in Oakland County, MI?
A: Rochester
by ROCgal July 20, 2008
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