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legit the best person ever, can and will take a joke too far but very lovable so you can't get mad for it. the funniest person ever and will probably be single for life but she'll have so many friends to make up for it.
"Oh, there's River! She's so cool!"
River by ricketrocket October 25, 2022
River is an autistic, ghost band loving person. They are ankle biter
“RIVER STOP BEING GAY
RIVER by Noahthenoah November 4, 2022
Quite literally the best sibling you can have, she is a sweetheart since you met and would never betray you. Keep a River by your side if you ever come across one.
Jerry: "Aw shes so sweet."

Stinky: "Yeah, shes named River."
River by YourLocalTorchy November 11, 2022
River is an incredibly cute human being, they are quiet most of the time, even around friends but they have that one friend they are always comfortable being loud with. They prefer They/Them pronouns and can't stand unfair and rude people. They have a temper like wildfire and and could honestly kick anyones ass. They're usually on the shorter side. They always have fun colored hair and and have weird but amazing fashion sense. They're artistic and literary geniuses.

They're usually pretty numb to the world, they don't like humans persay, but they do like people. They listen to all kinds of music, ranging from kpop to death metal.

They're often depressive and have major Anxiety issues. They crave romantic relationships but always choose the worst people. They empathic and are really good at comforting others, but they can also talk about themselves for a long while, not in a boastful way. They will be your bestfriend and your worst enemy. They're often alluring, and you'll always want to be around them.
Petra: River makes me feel butterflies
Rain: For real, They're so stunning
River by GraceEvelyn'sFriend November 11, 2022
ABSALOUT DUMBASS HE HAS THE SMALLEST PP EVER HE SUCKS
river took my weed last night.
river by SLAY MONKEY RIVER SUCKS November 24, 2022
River is a gorgeous girl who deserves the whole world n sm more but has only gotten sm less. She is Trauma ridden n broken by her past but the shell of the sweet human she was before still survives. River is my crush. If she’s reading this, I love u rj.
“River is my shawty foreva n eva
River by Everyonesdad December 2, 2022