tits in a (the) ringer

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.

You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.

by johnelmo August 26, 2009

dead ringer

when someone sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

darth vader forgot to turn off his cell phone in the theater. now they call him the dead ringer

by anon84392021 September 1, 2009

Rungles

A boys testicles

I took the opportunity to swipe the sword but that then i thought..fuck it, i'll kick him in the rungles

by shaafghauj January 4, 2010

Wookie Rangler

A man who loves, craves, and needs hairy women or shemales

Dude why isnt he hitting on these hot babes?" "I think hes a wookie rangler, and all of these women look well shaven"

by E.L.K. August 5, 2010

bell-ringer

adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.

I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.

by scootermcbean October 16, 2011

Up the Ringer

Another term for anal sex.

Hamilton takes small kiddies up the ringer.

by The Blue Light August 16, 2006

ringbearer

a girl who wears a purity ring. purity rings are vows to not have pre-maridal sex.

a: damn she's hot. i hope i get sex tonight.
b: bet you 5 bucks you won't.
a: why not?
b: she's a ringbearer, look at her left hand.

by from January 3, 2007