Riffet

Mexican gamer boy with Mommy issues, he is funny but has a hard time understanding jokes at times. He is good at geometry math but is a dumbass. He is hard stuck Gold 3 but peaked Plat. Riffet is very secretive and is a Virgo he is one of the kindest friends you could ever ask for as well as he is a good listener. Has a cute personality like a little puppy.

Omg I want a guy friend who is chill
You should get a friend like Riffet

by Astaliven December 12, 2021

ho-riffic

when you have sex with a ho and it was terrific

Yo, I skeeted on dat trick last night and it was ho-riffic!

by SCUBA-D March 3, 2008

Doing a Riff

'Doing a Riff' is when one person claims to be madly in love with another person and enjoys telling everyone about it, any time. Then a few days later they have dumped them and are 'so in love' with someone else.

Person1: I love Jen so much! She's so amaaazzzzinnng. I just really, really love her.

***3 days later***

Person2: Hi! How are things between you and Jen?
Person1: Huh? Oh I dumped her. I'm in love with Angelina now. I love her SO much.
Person2: You're doing a Riff again!

by reallygoodname April 18, 2006

Off the riff

Off the bat, at the start, the first thing you get

In the new Smash bros you only get 8 characters off the riff.

by jrmajor2 December 20, 2018

Off the riff

At the start, objects you start with

The new smash bros gives you 8 characters off the riff.

by xX_SUPREMEGOD_Xx December 20, 2018

Cut the Riffle

An expression used by upper management that actually has no etymological meaning or foundation, which in fact serves the point of its usage. The expression can be defined as reaching an undefined goal or thing using whatever means available. "Cut the riffle" is given meaning by the way it's used. Usually when a task at hand needs to be completed; by "cutting the riffle" the person undertaking the task is doing whatever he or she needs to do in order to complete it.

Boss: "Can you cut the riffle?"

Employee (feigning confidence): Yes.

by Bernie Laplante May 10, 2022

hack-tack-a-riffic

1. Negative statement referring to a programming or technical solution involving un-optimized, risky or otherwise dangerous methods.
2. Polite way of referring to software code as being asstastic or hacktastic.

“This seems hack-tack-a-riffic and bad, are we sure we want this pushed?”

by Vijay Thakkar July 16, 2008