Crunkasaurus Rex

1. The king of all crunkasaurus.

2. Full on crunkasaurus status.

3. Getting your SERIOUS drink on.

"Yo, that dude is a full on Crunkasaurus Rex"

"I'm about to get my Crunkasaurus Rex face on tonight"

"Crunkasaurus Rex is in the m-therf-ing house"

by Professor J Hizzle January 8, 2015

Chundersaurus Rex

A Chundersaurus Rex is a person who, after thought of as being able to handle their alcohol, has one spectacularly inebriated night where their inner identity reveals itself and their stomach contents leaves their body with a roar of defiance.

Usually quite quiet until drunk, and the chundering tends to become a habit at inebriated social events involving Jack Daniels.

- 'Look who it is, the Chundersaurus Rex'
- 'Crap, isn't their anyone who didn't hear about that incident?'
- 'At least you're not Captain Jack.'

by 925ale December 3, 2011

Tagasaurus Rex

Someone who far too regularly tags photos on Facebook at every possible occasion. These photos are usually unwanted.

Izzie: Hey Phil and Dan, that girl Holly Rodrigues has tagged another Facebook photo of you.
Phil: For fucks sake Rodrigues...
Dan: That girl is such a fucking Tagasaurus Rex!

by bbbots February 24, 2012

rankosaurus rex

The king of the rankosauruses

Timsy: Unbelievable - Jinji went overseas on holiday and he'd left food to rot in his room. I had to bleach all the plates to remove the smell. I vommed a little in my mouth each time I started scrubbing a new one.

Benji: He truly is rankosaurus rex.

by TimothyToothpaste October 29, 2011

Dickosaurus rex

A person who is the king of all jerks; a complete moron; one who consistently says or does the wrong thing at the wrong time.

'Did you see him knock the cup out of that homeless guy's hand? That guy is a real Dickosaurus rex!'

by enols March 14, 2010

Drunkawhorearus Rex

that chick at the party who cant help but be wastey-faced and forces herself on any and every poor bastard in the room

stay out of the pool house bruh, there is a drunkawhorearus rex lurking..

by jaxonya February 14, 2010

Cougasaurus Rex

An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.

The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.

The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.

If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.

Alternate definition:

A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.

Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.

Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.

OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?

Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?

Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!

Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!

by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011