Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable
by Random guy from twitter February 06, 2022
A very sad moment for everyone but good on him for leaving his occupation to spend time with his family
by HelpImHavingAStroke January 20, 2024
by asgerkhan June 17, 2017
A guy who "used to" be toxic, but now knows how to trick you better into thinking he's not toxic. Its the guy that shallow girls in their mid 30s make mistakes with now that they're slightly too smart to make mistakes with fuckbois in their 20s.
"Krista: I only date retired toxic men now, because i've learned my lesson"
"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"
"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"
by fresheneesz December 22, 2023
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.
Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!
by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023