Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable
Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed
by Random guy from twitter February 06, 2022
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Matpat retiring

A very sad moment for everyone but good on him for leaving his occupation to spend time with his family
Friend: hey did you know Matpat is retiring

You: Ok Matpat Retiring
by HelpImHavingAStroke January 20, 2024
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Hemingway retirement

A Hemingway retirement is a shotgun in you mouth and then pulling the trigger.
by asgerkhan June 17, 2017
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Retired toxic

A guy who "used to" be toxic, but now knows how to trick you better into thinking he's not toxic. Its the guy that shallow girls in their mid 30s make mistakes with now that they're slightly too smart to make mistakes with fuckbois in their 20s.
"Krista: I only date retired toxic men now, because i've learned my lesson"

"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"
by fresheneesz December 22, 2023
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fire retire

When you retire professionally after you get fired from your job.
It's sad to just fire retire. One shouldn't end that way.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.
Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!
by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023
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