Monster problems require monster solutions

A "quote" on Call Of Duty Mobile for a six-shooter that is the J358 and it has a skin that's called Abomination which is a monster on Zombies Mode, originated from the phrase "Modern problems require modern solutions" from Chappelle

When you unlock the J358 with 100 shards it will have this description saying Monster problems require monster solutions which is funny, Good Job Tencent

by HNGHNGHNG January 30, 2020

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

Requise

The man or woman or thing that you Idolize to be.

Therapist: Now sir, what is your Requise?
Man: A unicorn that does weird things to me.
Therapist: YES YES YES!!! EXACTLY!

by MaxZeroGrav October 2, 2017

ReQuote

When watching a funny video on YouTube, you post a comment that states word for word of your opinion of the funniest thing said.

Commenting Charlie The Unicorn 3:
ReQuote-ing

iloveyoutube says:
Grab onto our tongues!

idefineflomar says:
Ring ring... hello? Ring ring... hello?

tbaggingisfun:
can you guys stop ReQuote-ing every single thing from this video!?

by Madison Blaylock April 19, 2009

Requiem

1. Rebirth

2. A JoJo reference that on repeat, like that gay pick hair Italian stripper.

3. A piece composed by Mozart

1. This is Requiem

2. This is Requiem

3. This is Requiem

by Sowedidit February 5, 2021

system requirements

A listing of several stats that a computer must meet, usually found on the boxes of hardware or software, so the customer may determine whether the product will function correctly. Usually consists of at least CPU speed, amount of RAM, version of operating system, and on games, video card type.

Adobe Reader 6.0.1 system requirements
* Intel® Pentium® processor
* Microsoft® Windows 98 Second Edition, Windows Millennium Edition, Windows NT® 4.0 with Service Pack 6, Windows 2000 with Service Pack 2, Windows XP Professional or Home Edition, Windows XP Tablet PC Edition
* 32MB of RAM (64MB recommended)
* 60MB of available hard-disk space
* Internet Explorer 5.01, 5.5, 6.0, or 6.1

by MycroftB February 1, 2004

Joint Requirement Session

When a group of people gather together after a stressful meeting or workday, especially after a Joint Requirement Session, and smoke weed to alleviate their sorrows.

Man, that eight-hour Joint Requirement Session with the Product group was stressful! That meeting calls for a mandatory Joint Requirement Session. Does anyone have any Purple Kush?

by drjepsen July 28, 2012