because reasons

A sarcastic evaluation of someone else's logic

"Jenny knows that scientific studies show that vaccines are perfectly safe, but she still doesn't trust them because reasons."

by BJWise April 20, 2016

Boston Redsock

When a woman's (or man's) rectum prolapses during anal sex.

Just as I was pulling out of her ass to blast it all over her back, she blew a Boston Redsock about the size of a filled water balloon back at me.

by The Gone Lunman March 26, 2009

Inductive Reasoning

X has attributes A, B, and C.
Y has attributes A and B.
So, Y has attribute C.

Inductive Reasoning:

Jesus has brown hair.
I have brown hair.
I am Jesus.

by fish27 December 7, 2009

creative reason

To kick someone off or out of something, because they’re scared they might have to get out of bed and actually do their job.

We have decided to let go of Arizona and April for creative reasons

by 911yeshello May 17, 2018

everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

by jc44 September 13, 2011

No Reason Boner

Definition 1: An erection for no apparent reason. It can happen any time and anywhere. Super embarrasing.
Definition 2: A song made by Ninja Sex Party in the album Nsfw.

1: Danny Sex Bang: I like coleslaw, but not that much! No reason boner.

2: Person 1: No Reason Boner is the story of my life.

by Golden Inferno August 2, 2017

Reese

The most fantastic guy you could EVER possibly know. :) you're lucky if he cares about you, and you've gotta be something special if he does. His eyes ARE beautiful, but his heart even more :) He's romantic with his girl, but tough as steel with the guys. Truely the most wonderful person to date, or be-friend. He's a giving lover ;) and an able friend. He's always there for you and always will be. If you can earn his trust, you know you mean alot to him, so don't abuse it, and don't hurt him. Or you'll have the wrath of A LOT OF PEOPLE (including me) on you. Not only is he the best kind of friend, he is my Best Friend. :D <3

Girl-- Reese was such a sweetheart lastnight! Is he at school today?

Boy-- Yeah we hung in gym :) That kids suhweeeettt!

Reese-- Hey dear I missed you already!! Hey dude, sup?!

by JohannaMarie<3 December 4, 2011