Reddit

A social media sharing website that is so bad on user friendliness that you have to put yourself in some kind of mental prison just to survive. The only notable good thing about it is the ability to stay anonymous (and some decently good sub). And default reddit group moderators are the worst.

Steve Hoffman and Alexis Ohanian have turned this website into an incompetent mess of a circle-jerk cesspool.

Random redditor #1: Hey look at my account, I have more than 1 million karma points and more than 3 years of free premium membership!
Random redditor #2: What a Karma Whore!
Random redditor #1 fights with Random redditor #2.
Average internet user: See, this is why redditors are losers in life.

by YNWAMQUC May 13, 2019

Reddit

Horrible website with shitty people. I'm talking the shittiest scum of the earth people on the whole planet. Uncool, dumb, copying personalities, that are so triggered and insecure and come to talk shit on the internet utilising false witty jokes, that only they think are cool, the redditor scum. Death to this channel.

"You can go check out that info on reddit... Oh wait, it's full of cunts who will only come to distract you from work with insults and get you banned cause you don't clone their ass of an attempt at humour, don't fucking bother."

by Prince Rocksteen November 1, 2019

Reddit

A website that requires the user to pour bleach on their brain every time they use it.

"Reddit is quality autism and cancer", Zach said

by Cringey 12 yr old May 16, 2017

Reddit kid

The kid that wears Skechers and a sonic tee and is a certified sniper

"Yo bro you hear about the Reddit kid screaming big chungus in the bathroom"

by Thatonekid in thecorner January 12, 2021

Reddit atheist

One of the lowest, vilest, most despicable forms of life in the known universe. Reddit atheists are a subspecies of human that are believed to have genetically diverged around the beginning of 2008.
The population of Reddit atheists is growing, and is currently around 2.7 million. Reddit atheists have developed highly odd traits, such as: a tendency to consistently ridicule christianity, christians, make absurd claims about christianity and sometimes religion as a whole. Although Reddit atheists claim to simply be non-religious, it would be more apt to describe them as anti-christian, as (despite the fact that they claim to not allow religion to rule their life) it's the only thing they ever talk or think about.
When encountering a Reddit atheist, it is best to simply immediately leave to prevent any possible brain damage that may be incurred as a result of their activities, and remember to call animal control to have the beast handled by the proper authorities.

Reddit atheist: DiD yOu KnOw ThAt ReLiGiOn iS tHe sOuRcE oF aLL eViL??
Human: Yeah, sure man. Whatever you say.
Human (whispering to other human): Call the fucking cops before this thing burns down a church.

by NotPieGuy July 17, 2022

Redditor's Knee

The small indents on your knees acquired after a large amount of time on the toilet

I started getting redditor's knee at around the 30-minute mark

by Zac_c__ July 13, 2015

reddit

A user generated web 2.0 news website with a lefty, libertarian and geek slant. Tends to be slightly more upmarket than its larger competitor digg. The comment system at reddit actually works unlike the broken system over on digg. This results in (usually) more intelligent conversations. One issue with Reddit is that a number of users have installed bots which automatically down vote or up vote specific topics. In 2007, it was known for its support of Ron Paul (and then later Obama), its anger at George W Bush and Cheney and its opposition to the invasion of Iraq and its opposition to any potential attack on Iran. Reddit users are also overwhelming against organized religion be it Christian, the Cult of Scientology, Islam or Judaism.

One annoying or endearing feature of reddit that is also unique is "theme" usernames who behavior in stereotyped fashions usually occuring to their chosen username (eg. CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS.) These can be fun, but they usually wear pretty thin after a few days.

In general, reddit is a smart forum than digg, although everyone is always saying that slowly reddit is becoming digg while digg is becoming 4chan.

Typical reddit postings:

Vote up if you want George W Bush impeached!

Yet another xkcd cartoon

20 reasons why Lisp is better than Haskell

10 reasons why Arc is better than Lisp

15 reasons why Haskell is better than Arc

Crazy religious retards are doing something stupid and illogical again.

by sense_at_reddit.com February 27, 2008