me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam May 31, 2018

eucalyptus allergic reactions

Eucalyptus allergic reactions are only linked to wimps. Normal people don't mind eucalyptus. It's just wimps

She has eucalyptus allergic reactions, therefore, she must be a wimp.

by Seany-boy March 22, 2018

"firehose" remark-reaction

Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.

A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019

Cleetus Reaction

When regular food makes you bleed out the ass

My fucking god i just ate dinner and had an instant Cleetus Reaction

by Veronica Vaughan September 13, 2020

Counter reaction

When an old worn counter is sick of being the underdog.
A counter losing its cool.
If the counter is allergic to Eg. cheezels, then if the item is placed on the surface the counter may crack, sneeze or swell, hence creating a counter reaction.

Don’t put that on the bench! We don’t want another counter reaction!!

by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 27, 2020

surprised/unexpected reaction

When you receive a text you weren't expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. You know what other person meant but youre surprised

*Have been texting for a while now..*
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)

by LolaBob December 4, 2012

Reaction Videos

The most pointless and dumbest type of content on the internet with exaggerated thumbnails just for views, when someone’s watching a 20-50 minute episode of a show or a 1-2 hour movie as if anyone’s gonna watch the whole thing. The creator’s ugly ass face takes up 80% of the screen and the show they’re watching is a tiny video usually in the bottom right corner, and they always pause the video every 2 seconds which obviously gets super annoying. There’s a high chance that the person watching the video wouldn’t give two fucks about what’s happening and just makes exaggerated facial expressions for more attention.

Person1: hey, dude! Have you seen that new reaction video of BFDI?

Person2: hell no, reaction videos are so pointless! I’d rather watch BFDI by myself without some random person with their ugly face taking up the whole screen!

Person1: okay.. jeez.

by Jackelanm December 18, 2023