Ratchetness

Is a a mild infection sort of like the common cold. That maybe contracted through visiting various stores ie... Walmart, Family Dollar, Bodegas, or anywhere Quest is accepted. When contracted with the infection. You tend to do "IGNANT" S**T like going out in public with attire such as: SCARFS on YO HEAD, PAJAMA PANTS, & other CRAZY s**T that SET African-Americans back another 400 years. There is a CURE, but it's in a BOOK, & people that have "RATCHETNESS" are ALLERGIC 2 BOOKS! also look under the term: "NI**ASHIT"
BoomSheeka went into Walmart in Midtown with a bad case of Ratchetness.
by "The Party Killa" September 10, 2009
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Ratchet

A madam of the nasty ghetto species, dressed in an ensemble of cheetah print leggings and a leotard, not to mention the thong 4 sizes too small beneath these items. On top of her head is generally perched a purple weave, often resembling shredded plastic. A lady of this sort may be caught sipping a beverage called Baby Drank, or 4loko mixed with rufies......... AKA Baby Drank. Ratchets are most commonly known for their slurring of words due to the Baby Drank. Most Ratches are commonly found dancing sloppily on poles, most commonly knocking them over due to their immense weight. A Ratchet is also commonly found on the arm of a big black man smoking a cheap cigar.

Ratchet babies are a rare breed of child raised but the most ratchety ratchets. Such a creature drinks a mixture of Baby Drank and Heroin for nutrients. This habit is started from birth to build up tolerance for the (short) life ahead of him/her. A ratchet laugh is usually high pictched, sometimes to a frequency most people over 40 cannot hear.
Ma nigga, did y'all see dat nasty ass ratchet in da club lass' night??
Ma nigga yeh, I wanted to skeet all ova dat bitch

Dat bitch ain't jus a DB, she a straitup ratchet wen she drunk!

Yu see dat ratchet all up in de VeeEmAyzz las' nite?
Yuh course nigga, but chu talkin' bout Nicki Minaj or TayTay Swift?
by nIcKiMiNaJnIgGuHZ December 07, 2010
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Ratchet

A ratchet is a mechanical device that allows continuous linear or rotary motion in only one direction while preventing motion in the opposite direction.
I had to use a ratchet to get the nuts off my bicycle tire to change it.
by tmbstne284 May 23, 2015
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Ratchet

An adjective describing someone (usually female) who acts very hood or arrogant and irrational. They're generally loud and very difficult to reason with and have no respect for anyone's beliefs other than their own, even when they're wrong.
"Earlier, I saw this YouTube video of some ratchet hoe jump on the counter at McDonald's to attack the staff."

"You like her? She ain't nothin' but a ratchet-ass hoodrat"
by TruthHurts88 June 06, 2013
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Ratchet

A person who thinks they're fabulous but they aren't. They ironically call other people ratchet when indeed they are the true ratchet. They tend to like certain celebrity's like Selena Gomez and Ariana grande because they feel like they will date them one day.
Joe: eww your so ratchet
Non-ratchet: umm ok?
Joe: yeah ratchet you heard me
by Not a ratchet May 30, 2013
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ratchet

the act of being unusual or crazy
Edem: Damn my mama was trippin

Jasmine: I know wut u mean...she wasn't bein too ratchet was she?
by Jazzy F. January 18, 2008
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Ratcheteer

a person that lives a ratchet lifestyle and lives life in a ratchet, out of hand manner. someone that gets ratchet as fuck on a regular basis.
"i can't wait to get ratchet as fuck as that deal with my ratcheters tonight"

"where are all my ratcheteers at?"

-"he's so fucked up right now"
-" yea i know. he's one of my ratcheers"
by Mr. Ratchet November 17, 2010
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