purple headed throbber

A raging hard-on...ready to explode

She rode me until she climbed off my purple headed throbber and it spayed all over her face

by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis....:)

Jake stuck his purple headed yogurt slinge into my vagina

by jenjen October 15, 2003

Purple Headed Yogart Slinging Dragon

It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.

Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon

by TequilaPrep September 15, 2009

purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008

purple headed mushroom

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"

"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"

by ScottScottKPT November 29, 2007

Purple headed warrior

The bulbouse tip of the penis.

Can I insert my purple headed warrior up your quivering mound of love pudding and explore every crevis of your femmininity

by AiyUpCocka September 13, 2018

Purple headed yogurt slinger

The male genitalia

My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while

by decklund February 20, 2009