Pure Wipe

When you shit a turd that is so clean and remnant free, your one and only toilet paper wipe is as clean, white and pure as the driven snow.

Thanks to his high fiber regimen, Carl’s daily bowel movements are hallmarked by the pure wipes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Pure Torque

When you have to take a leak with morning wood, you push down so hard on your unit, your heels lift of the floor.

That piss I took was Pure Torque!!!

by The Burnt Pickle March 17, 2010

pure cunt

Someone who is a pure cunt

You are a pure cunt

by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018

pure perfection

Joshua short

He's pure perfection, must be a joshua short

by some.body July 1, 2014

Pure Perfection

You

You don't need an example. You are the example! You are Pure Perfection to me!

by Shepard Guardian October 8, 2017

Pure-blood

Unvaccinated.

Someone who hasn’t gotten the COVID vaccine.

Damn, look at John, he’s one of the last pure-bloods.

by Andromeda7 December 7, 2021

Pure js

when js (jokes) isnt enough to describe the moment PURE js comes in hand

bruv this moment is js, no mate this moment is pure js

by manfred213 January 1, 2012