Pootie Paper

Excess money used as toilet paper as a result of being very wealthy.

Toss me that fat stack of pootie paper, I'm about to drop a deuce and I'm fixin to make it rain down the drain.

by soulfulsock November 2, 2013

Pooticles

A minute portion of fecal matter that is expelled during flatulation or defecation that is arosolized. Or is also arosolized when flushing poop down the toilet.

Did you know if you can smell a fart you are inhaling pooticles.

by JustJustine January 28, 2017

poutini

A region of the female body. Also known as a vagina

Fred: have you ever seen a poutini?
James: yes bro have you?
Fred: uhh.. Yeah...

by madeye23 August 1, 2017

Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.

"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"

by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019

pootis

the meaning of life

pootis, pootis, pootis, pootis, pootisdepenser here.

by antenymxd May 8, 2019

potionland

owned by Bl4styMineman better than 1v1 club

guy 1: let's play potpvp
guy 2: sure
guy 1: join potion.land aka potionland

by OriginalSenpai November 30, 2019

Poutine

The authentic poutine is a dish that is comprised of fries, fresh cheese curds and gravy. Items are placed in this order on the dish. You can tell the freshness of the cheese by the squeek factor it offers. This is a dish that is part of the french canadian heritage.

Gosh, all that sex made me so hungry, I wish I could have a poutine to fill me, cum wasn't enough!

by Hungry for cheese March 5, 2020