cruel and unusual punishment

see school

school is a cruel and unusual punishment

by MyBigFatBoobs May 26, 2020

Fuck me pants

Skin tight black pants worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the pants are skin tight, keeping little concealed.
Spandex is the traditional material, this signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these pants are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a halter top, furthering the "fuck me" signal.

Oh boy, did you see that MILF with the fuck me pants on, she is ready to go!

by Anonymous December 25, 2003

punisher

Someone who talks excessively about subject matter that no one has any interest in, or has talked about it to the point where no one cares any more.

anyone who talks about magic the gathering a.k.a a punisher

by anti punisher November 11, 2010

Gold Pants

God's gift to horny females.

As seen on Michael Jackson.

see sexy

DAYUMMM. HE WEARING THEM GOLD PANTS AGAIN!? DAAAAYYYUMM. NO WONDER GIRLS FAINTED AT HIS CONCERTS.

by sexychickgoldpantsOMG January 3, 2010

Chicken of the Pants

(n.) Similar to chicken of the sea, except referring to one's dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

pants feelings

sexual attraction; acute physical arousal.

Scarlet Johannsen gives me some serious pants feelings.

We hadn't hung out in a while, but I kinda got some pants feelings when she gave me a hug.

Clearly an unhealthy relationship dynamic had taken hold, but it didn't affect my pants feelings, and I stuck around for a few more months.

by the wiles September 29, 2013

punish the boys

Slapping your balls - typically during masturbation

I like to use my off hand to punish the boys while I masturbate.

by DevilsOven April 2, 2022