{n} A large purple dildo that old step mosters use and leave lying around the house. It is often used as a form of punishment for bad behavior that they use on their husband and step children.
by OllieB October 10, 2005

by lil turrrrd November 30, 2017

used in the male african-american community as:to engage in sexual intercoarse with a girl; usually girlfriend, sometimes just any girl. Commonly used as peer-pressure amongst friends to "get some"It has become well known in Quantico because of Buddy asking people when they're going to punish that junk. Repeatitive askings to people like like Ricky have been asked with no progress what-so-ever because of they're lack of power to get inside.
by Gillermo June 16, 2006

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
by QuacksO September 23, 2020

Is the combination of frank castle aka: The Punisher and Eddie Brock's symbiote "Venom". In the comic book series "What If?", the #44 issue is titled "What If Venom had possessed The Punisher?" In this comic book he destroys everything and everyone in his path.
by VENOMxPUNISHER April 18, 2009

A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.
"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"
by Ade Crane February 24, 2008

A beer that is drank in order to punish a friend who has been a douche, that previously belonged to that friend.
by Rampage W. January 6, 2011
