Purple Punisher

{n} A large purple dildo that old step mosters use and leave lying around the house. It is often used as a form of punishment for bad behavior that they use on their husband and step children.

Mike got a D on a test and had to endure the fury of thr purple punisher.

by OllieB October 10, 2005

anal punishment

When you are severely punished anally and your anal cavity is ruptured.

You deserve anal punishment you Mexican.

by lil turrrrd November 30, 2017

punish that junk

used in the male african-american community as:to engage in sexual intercoarse with a girl; usually girlfriend, sometimes just any girl. Commonly used as peer-pressure amongst friends to "get some"It has become well known in Quantico because of Buddy asking people when they're going to punish that junk. Repeatitive askings to people like like Ricky have been asked with no progress what-so-ever because of they're lack of power to get inside.

When you gonna punish that junk?

by Gillermo June 16, 2006

Venom Punisher

Is the combination of frank castle aka: The Punisher and Eddie Brock's symbiote "Venom". In the comic book series "What If?", the #44 issue is titled "What If Venom had possessed The Punisher?" In this comic book he destroys everything and everyone in his path.

Venom Punisher is one of the most bad ass creations/combination marvel has ever invented.

by VENOMxPUNISHER April 18, 2009

Punishment beer

A beer that is drank in order to punish a friend who has been a douche, that previously belonged to that friend.

Chris was being a total douche so we drank his Bud Light as a punishment beer.

by Rampage W. January 6, 2011

Punish the Kitty

Vigorous, thrusting penetration with an object
that looks at first to be too big, such as a well
endowed male, foreign object, or large sex
toy.

Lisa: "I'm so fucking horny right now"

Katie: (pulls out massive strap on) ‘sounds like it’s time to punish the kitty’

Lisa: "meow"

by AMFK March 17, 2022

capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.

My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

by QuacksO September 23, 2020