puerto rican shower

the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering

sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower

by that damn good November 14, 2003

Puerto Rican Double

When a batter hits a single and then steals second base.

Hernandez completes the Puerto Rican Double with that theft of second.

by Jim & Todd August 30, 2007

puerto rican suitcase

large oversize plastic bags from stores or garbage bags used in place or as an alternative to using/buying luggage when travelling.

Joe didn't have the money to buy a suitcase when he went on Greyhound so he used a puerto rican suitcase to bring his stuff.

by The Amazing Mr. Jeff February 15, 2006

puerto rican funeral

A motor vehicle typically from the hood with large white letters in the rear window that read R.I.P. and then the person who passes away's name.
A great way to advertise

Yo, check it, dat whip says "R.I.P. Sixmundo" must be a Puerto Rican Funeral

by Pepemama March 16, 2007

Puerto Rican Twins

Siblings born exactly 9 months apart.

When a woman gets knocked up the day after popping out a kid; 9 months later, she's got puerto rican twins.

by deks1 May 22, 2008

Puerto Rican Women

Extremely loyal, loves showing affection, Super crazy but won’t ever leave your side, Dances when eating, and is every guys dream girl

You love her bro...?
Hell yeah she’s a Puerto Rican Women
How does she act...?
Crazy but she’s loyal bro

by gangbagnger October 02, 2020

Puerto Rican Bidet

The Puerto Rican Bidet is an act performed in the shower after a good shit. After shitting and not wiping, one enters the shower, bends over like a mule, and utilizes the shower water to cleanse the asshole of fecal matter. Very environmentally friendly. Save the trees; utilize the Puerto Rican Bidet.

I save money and trees by not using toilet paper and utilizing the Puerto Rican Bidet.

by Albert Einswine December 07, 2018