Public School 

A place where kids are taught to hate anyone who doesn't conform Christians, homeschoolers, nerds, where nothing is expected of them, and where kids learn about stds, sex, and little else.

1. I'm from a public school. I've been trained what to believe what I'm told about everything, from evolution to politics. "Thinking for yourself"? What's that?

Public School by Lewis1203405 December 21, 2006

Public Friend 

A person who acts like your friend in public and social situations, but basically uses you and treats you like crap.

Jon: Dude, Devan Downey is so good at basketball!
Michael: Yeah, but Andy Roddick is THE MAN at tennis.
Dustin: Jack is good at everything!!!
Jack: uhh..thanks..?
Later...
Dustin: Hey Jack, can I see your answers, I was really busy last night and I had practice and all.
Jack: Um yeah sure.
Dustin: Thanks man, you're the best.
Afterwards...
*Jack stands in a circle of conversation*
*Dustin walks right in front of him and pushes him out of the circle*
Despues...
Jack: Hey Dustin, I woke up late this morning and didn't have time for breakfast. Can I please have some of those cheez its?
Dustin: no
Jack: Jeez, what a public friend..

Public Friend by Jack Daniels Moore February 7, 2010

Public School 

Government funded humanist indoctrination. Turns children in to good little socialists, ready-made for the new world order.

The most important thing I learned in public school is that I'm homeschooling my friggin' kids.

Public School by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004

Public Forum Shuffle 

(1) n. To throw out something on a regular basis at the end of every month, typically associated with the tossing out of evidence for Public Forum Debate

(2) n. The dance move of stepping to the side and throwing one arm (typically the right) up in the air as if throwing out evidence for Public Forum Debate at the end of every month

(3) v.To preform the public forum shuffle

The most common dance move at magnet school dances is the Public Forum shuffle.

Public Forum Shuffle by ajisthegreatest January 21, 2011

public hair

Hair that is visible for all to see. Ie, hair on the top of your head. Only one letter from pubic hair, but still the complete oppocite.

- Mary has some really nice pubic hair.
- Dude, you haven't seen her naked!
- Oh. I meant public hair.

public hair by Lehsk June 21, 2005

public fool 

a fool that gives no regard to others

The public fool refused to retreat and ran into the horde of infernals.

public fool by The Evil Civilian January 14, 2004

Public Service 

Police use this term to refer to a telephone or phone call while speaking on their two-way radios.

Radio Traffic:

-"L57, can you give me a public service?"
-"Negative. My cell battery is dead."

Public Service by ilikewerds April 11, 2011