psychometrian

An amateur who pretends to be a psychometrician.

I am professionol psychometrian!

by Psychastheniac November 8, 2021

psychodorable

When someone seems cute/innocent on the inside, but it's actually manipulative and obsessive.

"That girl is such a psychodorable, dude."

by karsyn emory November 23, 2021

psychoceutical

A substance (chiefly a drug) used in the diagnosis, treatment, or prevention of disease and for restoring, correcting, or modifying organic functions. They may alter brain function, resulting in temporary changes in mood, perception, and behavior. These drugs may be used recreationally to intentionally alter one's consciousness for ritual or spiritual purposes, or as medication.

Mr. Biden's doctor suggested a course of psychoceuticals, including additional MDMA, to restart his mental functions and bridge his connection to reality.

by Don Kingery February 27, 2023

psychodramaqueenery

a group of people who routinely blow things out of proportion, particularly prevalent on special interest internet forums

hey weedz, this website is a psychodramaqueenery

by mr snatchural June 1, 2007

psychoceros

The conjunction of "psycho" and "rhinoceros"

When first being pounded, it starts out as a hot item, after which large amounts of fat layers itself on until becoming rhinoceros sized, much like the Michelin Man in naked appearance, basically due to personal psychotic issues with the past, present and future.

Other characteristics: extremely bad driver, broke as a joke (and always will be), enjoys nus action.

"Why don't you go ahead and bring Psychoceros over to the crib?"

"Never"

by Nego G May 2, 2006

psychopedestrian

1. gross mispronunciation of sesquipedalian, which means "characterized by long words"
2. amusingly quirky, urbane urban dweller who can be found walking to most destinations.

That psychopedestrian over there is not only smart, hip, and hot, but he crosses streets so well and has such a great vocabulary!

by Scott Clarke December 28, 2005

Psychoe

A non-classy, insanely psychotic girl that is a stage 5 clinger to the men she hooks up with, which may include other girls' boyfriends. She has no pride whatsoever.

Joy hooks up with everyone's boyfriends and when they don't give her the attention she wants, she follows them around like a sad puppy. She runs after them when they walk away from her and begs for attention due to lack of pride and self-respect. She envies the girls who actually date guys instead of just hooking up with everyone else's, but she'll never admit that. She hates those girls whose boyfriends she hooked up with, when in reality, they never actually did anything to her. She is definitely a psychoe.

by Zique July 10, 2010