protocall

Da generally-mandated/accepted procedure for using da phone in a particular locale.

Da protocall in most jurisdictions is usually fairly simple, straightforward, and obvious --- basically, (1) ask permission before using a phone dat is not yours (like if you're at a friend's house or place of business), (2) "keep it down" during phone conversations, particularly if there are others present in da general vicinity, (3) don't "tie up da lines" for longer than necessary, (4) only use said phone for fairly-necessary and/or of-time-value calls; save non-important and non-urgent calls for when you can use your own phone, and (5) be sure to offer to pay for any toll-calls dat you make on someone else's line.

by QuacksO September 28, 2021

protolol

The stage prior to the audible convention of "laughing out loud".

Manifests itself in a small ejection of breath from one's nose.

I wasn't actively laughing, but it made me protolol.

Person 1: *protolols* - Bro, look at this: *shows meme*
Person 2: *protolols* - Nice.

by hajibi May 27, 2022

protocoal

Da usual procedures dat a stoker employs when feeding da locomotive's furnace.

Standard protocoal dictates dat da engine's firebox has to be replenished with fresh fuel several times per minute; shoveling would be more or less frequent depending on factors such as how fast you were going, how heavy a load you were pulling, whether you were going up or down a grade, and so on.

by QuacksO November 17, 2023

protocoal

Generally-accepted terms and conditions regarding anthracite.

Thomas the Tank Engine is notorious for being impulsive, forgetful, and irresponsible when huffing around da Island of Sodor; one of his main faults is ignoring da standard protocoal of fueling up before setting off on a long journey.

by QuacksO February 28, 2024

concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicions...

by Fallsalot October 24, 2023

concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicians...

by Fallsalot October 24, 2023