poopsyncronomicus

The word used to describe the moments when two or more people you know have to poop at the same time.

Friend 1: "Dude, I've got to take a shit, Hurry"
Friend 2: "No way, I do too"
Friend 3: "I'm hurrying, this terd doesn't want to come out"

Strange Doctor: "Ohhh I see you gentlemen are enduring the torture of poopsyncronomicus"

by royer123 December 15, 2010

prophylactize

Verb: the act of utilizing a device to prevent the spread of disease.

I prophylactized myself with a chastity belt.

I prophylactized myself with a condom.

by vixen house wife December 2, 2011

Prophylactic Shock

The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken

When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.

by iRustin January 2, 2010

pandemic props

Kudos for how you “handled” covid

“Awww,” says Panda. “Surely I qualify for pandemic props. I sang Yankee Doodle while scrubbing my hands, I sanitized all the Amazon packages, I traded my handmade cloth mask for a KN95, I swore off the multiplex, I barricaded my door…”
“Yes, Good One,” says Mouse. “You were virtuous. But you only baked bread that one time, and you didn’t master the technique Francaise.”
“Mama always bakes the paratha!” protests Panda. “You know that.”
"Maybe when the next SARS rolls around," says Mouse, "you'll have your opportunity to shine."

by Hifalutin! March 6, 2022

props

Proper Respcet to some one after accomplishing somthing that deserves it, usually shown with one fist the giver hitting fist of the one who deserves it

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

props

Proprietary rights. Giving someone the right to call an act their own. Acknowledging their mastery.

"Props to you for that comeback"

by Nex1038 September 14, 2005

cali props

source: BMD1
cal*i props {kal-ee props}
n.
1. Regards exchanged between native Califonians.
2. Top honors reserved for only the hyphiest things.
3. Proper respect given to something that is innately Californian.
4. Real estate of the highest value in arguably the best place in the world.

We exchanged cali props and proceeded to run game on every breezy in the bar.
We were thizz'n off the pure cali props of 3' of bluebird powder at Squaw.
We all know nor cal kriptonite gets cali props no doubt.
We bought cali props and felt poor but got hella rich.

For further clarification please see
NICKLEBERRYCHICKENSCRATCH

by BMD1 July 15, 2008